Coxinha
me when i cant find my cat: where is my child
this picture of my dad i drew when i was 4 watches over us benevolently every day
I kept letting him in the house and grandma got mad at me
this is splendid.
*me looking at pets foot*: Perfect. Such tiny delicate construction. This is the greatest foot I’ve ever seen, and you have 4 of them! Well done!
Favorite Cinematography:
There Will Be Blood (2007) dir. Paul Thomas Anderson
Director of Photography: Robert Elswit
I bet this hasn’t crossed your dash recently enough.
You’re welcome.
I’ve literally never seen the slow parts at the beginning and end before. I had no idea the video was longer than the ‘main’ part everyone knows.
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
I was saddened by the lack of unicorns based on anything besides horses so here’s a majestic moonicorn
I say “fight me” way too much for a girl who has to hold back tears when someone yells at me
You know, people give YA shit, but you come over to the adult section and it’s like MAN. ALONE. ACCUSED OF THING. MUST REGAIN.
urdnot, before I hit a bookshelf then the floor gasping with laughter (via peggylives)
#MAN HALF NOT MAN #IS THE FUCKING STRONG #aCCEPTED BY ELF FAERIE WARRIORS #SECRET KING ASSASSIN FUCKER (via urdnot)
BONUS ROUND: “White woman finds herself doing thing not white woman do every day.”
(via ignitesthestars)
WHITE MAN. HES SAD. HE SMOKES CIGARETTES ON A BROOKLYN ROOFTOP AND DRINKS A LOT PROBABLY. HES WORKING ON A NOVEL ABOUT HIS EXISTENTIAL CRISIS AND THE WHOLE BOOK IS ACCUALLY THE NOVEL HAHA HOW META AND CLEVER
(via duckindolans)
EY FATTY BOOM BOOM 