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film genre meme ›› 3/8 – fantasy
Big Fish (2003) dir. Tim Burton

In telling the story of my father’s life, it’s impossible to separate fact from fiction, the man from the myth. The best I can do is to tell it the way he told me. It doesn’t always make sense and most of it never happened… but that’s what kind of story this is.

aguasdelchavo:

serpentedefe:

So I have both a brother and a sister and recently I came out as genderqueer and my mum’s reaction was basically “aw yisss i collected the whole set”

The only correct reaction

brandonjordanpics:

Cumulonimbus Cloud, Toronto (Fall 2014)

IG: Brandonjordanpics

squeedge:

groundworxart:

I don’t understand it but yes

this has been 100% me lately

*me petting my cat*
CAT: This is the happiest I will ever be

*a door opens*
CAT: Now is my chance to flee this prison and never return

kumagawa:

> england 1432

> king recruits peasants for a militia in his campaign

> one peasant steps forward and says he has a family and does not want to risk his life

> king asks him what greater feeling is there than dying for his liege

> peasant cries out he would much rather die for Lord Deez of Italy

> king yells and asks just who is this Lord Deez who would cause such cowardice

> mfw peasant yells out “ DEEZ NUTS ” and is hung from the gallows

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/chalkytalkie/117199716514/tumblr_nm1bmcJ0vq1rixhhj?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://chalkytalkie.tumblr.com/post/117199716514/audio_player_iframe/chalkytalkie/tumblr_nm1bmcJ0vq1rixhhj?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fchalkytalkie%2F117199716514%2Ftumblr_nm1bmcJ0vq1rixhhj

prozdvoices:

I saw this, and I wanted to hear it so badly, so here it is.

Original post by rulesofthirds

Donald Duck voiced by MajinVA

Mickey voiced by me

liamdunburs:

kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”

k-a-t-i-e-:

From East 100th Street, 1966

Bruce Davidson

my cat keeps trying to put his paws in my tapioca and i feel so bad for him