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Video Killed the Radio Star -The Buggles
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IT FITS SO WELL IM SCREAMING
IM LAUGHING SO HARD I DIDNT THINK SEXUAL DESIRE WAS A REAL THING LIKE I ALWAYS SAW PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY WANTED SEX BUT I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING OR EXAGGERATING OR SOMETHING THATS WHY IT WAS SO HARD FOR ME TO REALIZE I WAS ACE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WENT WITHOUT SAYING SEX ISNT THAT IMPORTANT IM 19 YEARS OLD I CANT STOP LAUGHING LITERALLY 99% OF THE POPULATION EXPERIENCES SEXUAL DESIRE AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
This is pretty much the definition of being an ace person, tbh, and I’m so glad.
#I thought it was an exaggeration for literal years (via sonickitty)
this is literally the #that sounds fake but okay meme im dying
hi i’m clark kent a totally mild mannered nerd wITH BICEPS THE SIZE OF YOUR FUCKING HEAD
Giulio Aristide Sartorio: Rite (Detail) 1904 – 1923
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No matter how seductive a lieutenant may be, believe me, madame, he could never enter into a rivalry with you. His face, even when made sweetly rosy by champagne, still lacks the charm that nature has given yours.
Maximilien Robespierre in a 1783 letter to an unnamed woman of Arras (via
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The very heterosexual Robespierre trying to flirt with a woman.
(via saintjustitude)
“Hot diggity damn, that lieutenant was so luscious, but you know what else is luscious. You. But so is the lieutenant”
They guillotined Charlotte Corday and they said Marat is dead. No. Marat is not dead. Put him in the Pantheon or throw him in the sewar, it doesn’t matter – he’s back the next day. He’s reborn in the man who has no job, in the woman who has no bread, in the girl who has to sell her body, in the child who hasn’t learned to read; he’s reborn in the garrets of Rouen; he’s reborn in the basements of Lille; he’s reborn in the unheated tenement, in the wretched mattress without blankets, in the unemployed, in the proletariat, in the brothel, in the jailhouse, in your laws that show no pity, in your schools that give no future, and he reappears in all that is ignorance and he recreates himself from all that is darkness. Oh, beware, human society; you cannot kill Marat until you have killed the misery of poverty.






