excirclemage:

but I prefer Socratic relationships

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ectoboys:

Lately my dog has been smacking people in the face and arms when they pet her and I was like “what the fuck we are just giving you affection” and so I went and googled it

She’s trying to pet us back . She likes to be pet so much and is trying to return the favour but can’t She is so good and pure I love her so much

benepla:

i really like characters that have the most unnecessary strong opinions. like ones that go on tangents abt like, “why are all modern boats the same fucking color” or “how did vests make it into fashion this long when they are literally useless”

liquidcoma:

kawaiilluminatii:

YMCA but instead of young man they say comrade and YMCA is USSR

comrade, steel production is down/i said comrade, you must sleep on the ground

vintagebattlestar:

i’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because i don’t have any money but i do have Fists and am always angry