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forestfairey:

feathered-dragoness:

dragonofenergie:

“Why do you flinch so hard?”

Maybe there was a time when someone wasn’t kidding when they swung at me.

yup. right up there with “why do you get so panicky when people raise their voice?” 

This.

skarchomp:

Guys the most amazing thing happened at work today.

So I was working at the counter, and then the great beast rose out of the sea, his ten crowns adorning his seven heads, upon which were written the names of blasphemy. And then, I couldn’t believe it, the seven trumpets sounded, as the words that no man can hear were shouted from the heavens, and th

saltcaramels:

Turns out that adulthood is basically a long series of conversations about how tired you are, interspersed with smiling sympathetically as someone else tells you how tired they are (but you’re thinking they are not nearly as tired as you).

khoshekhs:

twinkwolf:

smokesforstiles:

I honestly cannot wait for the day when this generation is eligible to run for a political position because people are going to go digging into everybody’s pasts and at least like half of them are going to have to explain some of the shit they posted online like imagine watching a political debate and the front runner of a party has to attempt to explain away a snap they took of themselves where a big dick is drawn next to their head and it’s captioned “I love me some demon dick” literally how tf is anyone going to explain that, huh?

imagine having to explain 250k of omegaverse fanfiction you wrote when you were 22 live on CNN with the whole country watching

#“we’re here now with presidential candidate margaret ___ who has come under fire #for some comments she made on social media as a college student”  #“thank you for being here margaret”  #“what did you mean when you said ‘literally when will gwendoline christie raw me’?”  #“thank you john. i’d like to state for the record that my comments were taken far out of context  #what i actually said was that i wanted captain phasma; a character played by the actress gwendoline christie; to raw me 
#it’s a pretty big distinction (via grandtheftcanine)

consolecadet:

I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it