You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.
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bridge to terebithia is such a harsh wake-up call as a kid like “surprise, sometimes main characters die. welcome to the real world motherfucker.”
i love waking up already feeling really sad because it’s so efficient. no mood swings for me! take me straight to the bottom
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When you forget to put the toilet seat down. (vine by afv)
*adds like 30 question marks to things that arent even questions*
You call that plastering? Give me that trowel, and let me show you how it’s done. First you have to swirl it into a smooth paste to get all the lumps out. Then up, over, left, right. Left, right, spin, and up.
Awesome!
Yeah. They don’t call my dad the Plaster King for nothing.




