ok so like imagine an alien landing and doing the whole “take me to your leader” spiel, and you’re just like “aight” bc aliens are fuckin cool, but the problem is the president is on the completely other side of the country, so you have to go on a cross country road trip with said alien
“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone
“The Galaxy-class Enterprise is armed with twelve Type X phaser arrays and three photon torpedo launchers, each capable of firing ten torpedoes at a time. The ship also has a high-capacity shield grid and, according to dialogue in the Next Generation episode “Conundrum” at least 250 photon torpedoes.”
it wouldn’t even be a fight tbh
also who is saying that the falcon could take anyone in a fight bc like? the whole thing the falcon is really good at is running away????? its a smuggler ship theyre good at being sneaky and fast
Also the 1701-D Enterprise is a combination warship and scientific exploration vessel (with the capability to separate its civilian portion if entering into battle) with a population of around 1000 crew and civilians onboard, while the Falcon is a flying two-bedroom college apartment that barely fights off one-person starfighters.
hobbies: finding scenes in nichijou where the jojo opening fits perfectly
me: i rlly want someone to ask how i’m doing so i can vent
friend: hey, are you doing okay lately??
me: they probably don’t really care about me anyway i should lie and say i’m fine so they don’t worry…… but i’ll passively hint at my Suffering™ just for a little attention maybe. perfect
EY FATTY BOOM BOOM 