Things That People Have Said To Me Since I Started Working In A Yarn Shop
- “i need more of the rowan felted tweed, i’m making some first-world-war balaclavas and i’ve run out”
- “i’m making my husband an x-files themed jumper for christmas and i can’t find a good colour for the spaceship”
- “do you have any wool/acrylic blends on sale, i’m making hats for the seamen’s mission to give to sailors and i know they say to use acrylics because they’re cheap but it gets awfully cold at sea and i worry”
- “i need some black wool for gloves, but it has to be flame-proof because i’m making them for the beltane fire-jugglers”
- “could you see if you have another copy of this pattern for a baby shawl, i’ve knitted it in different colours for all of my six children and twelve grandchildren but it’s started to fall apart a bit"
- [from a blond, six-foot surfer dude] “yeah, do you have any really light needles, i’m going backpacking around argentina and i want to do some socks while i’m on the coach but there isn’t much room in my rucksack”
- “which of these colours do you think would be best for a knitted corgi”
- “do you have any patterns for dog hats”
Categoria: Sem categoria
straight ppl: its SO much more realistic that gay characters never Mention being gay a single time ever because gay people never talk about their sexuality they are more Than that!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #love
me about literally anything at any time: im gay
You slap the weed right out of his system.
Bad books on writing tell you to ‘WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.
Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)
Just choked on my fucking drink
(via thingsididntknowwereerotic)
I know nothing.
(via ktempest)
Real. Damned. Talk.
(via apromptripost)
Having a picture of your girlfriend as the lock screen on your phone is the 21st-century equivalent of keeping a locket with her picture in it.
This is actually such an adorable comparison

Greco-Roman surgical scalpels found in the “House of the Surgeon”, Herculaneum, Italy 79 CE
Source: https://imgur.com/hxeXa7s
What The Signs Mean When They Say “LMAO”
“That’s very funny, I’m laughing my ass off:” Taurus, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius
“I’m so angry there are literal flames engulfing my body:” Aries, Gemini, Capricorn, Libra
“I’m dead inside:” Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces




