the signs as brazilian twitter phrases badly translated into english

aries: you are so fake that you should be called fakian
taurus: every day is a 7 against 1
gemini: i don’t have patience for who’s starting
cancer: another hard day for the zenemies
leo: you shOULDN’T EVEN BE HERE, BEAUTIFUL
virgo: ROSANA I’M SHAKING
libra: I LOOK TO THE KEYBOARD AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY… JUST FEEL…
scorpio: lost case, not even the devil wants it
sagittarius: GIRLS ARE TOO++++ ANNOYING AFF BUT IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL THE FACE
capricorn: i am busy doing a lot of nothings
aquarius: riend this way i can’t defend you
pisces: looks like the game has turned, isn’t it?

did you see what stephen hawking said when asked about people who are sad about zayn leaving 1D? so weirdly sweet, but also – that’s another thing none of the other boys will get to claim, having their name said by stephen hawking! tinyurl com/jwg2y9v

thelanguiddreamer:

Then, a questioner asked: “What do you think is the cosmological effect of Zayn leaving One Direction and consequently breaking the hearts of millions of teenage girls across the world?”
“Finally, a question about something important,” he said. “My advice to any heartbroken young girl is to pay close attention to the study of theoretical physics. Because one day there may well be proof of multiple universes.”
“It would not be beyond the realms of possibility that somewhere outside of our own universe lies another different universe. And in that universe, Zayn is still in One Direction.” It got better still for the questioner. “This girl may like to know that in another possible universe, she and Zayn are happily married,” Hawking added. (X)

It warms my heart that even Hawking knows we currently inhabit one of the darkest timelines.