scientificstarbucks:

Watson and Crick walk into a Starbucks and take the drink Rosalind Franklin has ordered. They Instagram it and everyone likes it. They win several prizes for the post. 

pretty-painting:

tbh I don’t understand why people keep telling asexuals, especially sex-repulsed aces, that they’re missing out on life because sex is the greatest thing ever

Because it really isn’t?

I mean I think sex can be super great and fun but there’s so many more things that are super great and fun. And some people don’t like things that others think are amazing? Wow such radical ideas! 

Also what even is your life if nothing is as great as sex?? What do you do all day? Don’t you have any hobbies or something? 

ofools:

you know what i don’t get? when like, people write romance stories where two characters are so in love w each other its all magnetism, but they? don’t even have fun together? or are even nice to each other sometimes?

“our love could level a thousand mountains and conquer a million cities”

ok but… are you even… like….. friends????

olddaddytshirt:

do u think anyone involved in the writing or recording process of Uptown Funk knew they were creating the greatest song of all time