optimistic liberal reformist college freshman luke who believes the jedi order can be rebuilt once again if we all follow the light side this time
vs
radicalized anarcho-marxist
retired professor luke who knows that reform won’t solve the problem that jedi ideology is fundamentally broken and will continue to repeat a cycle of boom and bust
rey can’t be a descendant of padme because everyone with the padme gene dedicates 50% of their money to fashion………like leia and luke are the only ones who have multiple costume changes in the orig trig and like have you seen how hard it is to put together a kylo ren cosplay? that’s because kylo ren is bringing the #amidalastyle to the sith where his grandfather never could
okay whoa whoa whoa we’ve established that rey grew up destitute and starving on a nigh-deserted junkyard planet with NO money to spend on fashion AND YET she has somehow delicately maintained her exceedingly stylish three-bun hairstyle for years, she has devised yeezy season 2 looks out of abandoned rags, she has created couture sunglasses out of smashed-up stormtrooper helmets? she has no resources and she is still making it fucking #work, truly she is padme’s descendant.
Last night I had a dream that I was invited to some kind of sith or empire dinner party and after I got there I ended up wandering into the kitchen and Palpatine was straight up cooking a chicken with force lightning
The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be…unnatural.
hux’s walk cycle here is so fucking awkward it’s like he wants to go faster but fucking kylo goddamn ren is tangled up in his shitty fucking hot topic tripp pants and yelling at him is more important than actually moving at a sane adult man walking speed so he’s just gotta fucking waddle along angrily beside this goth toddler cone because someone doesn’t understand clothes.
me: i really love kylo ren he’s such a piece of shit i love it
kyle ron stans: kylo ren is my son i love him he never did anything wrong, he just was manipulated by snoke the entire time and ignored by his parents! its perfectly understandable that he’s a mass murderer. he deserves to have a redemption arc where rey saves him and falls in love with him and they raise a family together
Poe one hundred percent has a space Instagram that’s nothing but pictures of BB-8 with captions like “bb can’t get up the stairs!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂”
“😞bb forgot to ⚡️recharge⚡️so they’re 😴😴 today”
“round bb!!!!!⚪️ today it’s more like round baby!!!👶🏻 because they’re very cute and they kept me up all night w the noises. new rule, no late night beeps”
“🐝🐝8️⃣”
It’s the third most popular Instagram in the Resistance. The second is Leia’s official account which she uses almost entirely to post VINTAGE pics of the Resistance leaders: space poncho Luke napping in the Falcon, C-3PO braiding Leia’s hair, Han on the beach looking suspiciously post-coital (Ben, when he was still Ben, just commented on this, “MOM”).
The first most popular is Chewbacca’s. It’s nothing but selfies. The Wookie knows his best angles.
EY FATTY BOOM BOOM 