fights in the s’chn t’gai household must be wild. like “father, i find your behavior illogical” “my son spock, it is your behavior that is illogical” two weeks pass without them speaking to each other at all after those intense accusations were flung
“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone
“The Galaxy-class Enterprise is armed with twelve Type X phaser arrays and three photon torpedo launchers, each capable of firing ten torpedoes at a time. The ship also has a high-capacity shield grid and, according to dialogue in the Next Generation episode “Conundrum” at least 250 photon torpedoes.”
it wouldn’t even be a fight tbh
also who is saying that the falcon could take anyone in a fight bc like? the whole thing the falcon is really good at is running away????? its a smuggler ship theyre good at being sneaky and fast
Also the 1701-D Enterprise is a combination warship and scientific exploration vessel (with the capability to separate its civilian portion if entering into battle) with a population of around 1000 crew and civilians onboard, while the Falcon is a flying two-bedroom college apartment that barely fights off one-person starfighters.
“A Fragment out of Time”, published in 1974. Kirk / Spock. page 1 page 2
I had to share it with you because I can’t stop laughing, and every time I reread it it just gets funnier and fUNNIER
This fan fiction is older than the push-through tabs on soda cans.
Your grandma wrote this on her Commodore 64.
I miss my Commodore 64
Oh my dear, sweet children. The Commodore 64 came out in 1982. This was produced on a typewriter and probably mimeographed. And while it may seem funny now, it took more courage to write and distribute this than you will ever know.
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