Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER
First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ
THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?
Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??
who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly
THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE
WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES
ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP
ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE
Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression
Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?
AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON
HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???
Tag: shit
Some people keeps saying the crusader photoset looked like The Powerpuff Girls?? Well if so?? Then????
The thing is I am 100% sure that Hisoka has, at one point, said to an opponent “eat my ass” and after he beat them/killed them he said “I guess my ass was too hot to eat”
WHAT
I’m laughing so hard picturing someone leaning down and whispering mellon to someone’s crotch
THE WAY IS SHUT. IT WAS MADE BY THOSE WHO ARE DEAD, AND THE DEAD KEEP IT, UNTIL THE TIME COMES. THE WAY IS SHUT.
EY FATTY BOOM BOOM 