lemondifficult:

Why is Benedict Cumberbatch in so many biopics literally no other human looks like that

Me: [says something socialist and cranky to my mom]
Mom: my young communist child I am relaxing

redclayshawty:

quickweaves:

WOULD YOU KNOCKOUT YOUR GRANDMA FOR 10K ?

she on her way out anyway

paratactician:

ἐνθαῦτα ἀναγκαίῃ ἐξέργομαι γνώμην ἀποδέξασθαιἐπίφθονον μὲν πρὸς τῶν πλεόνων ἀνθρώπων, ὅμως δέ, τῇ γέ μοι φαίνεται εἶναι ἀληθές,οὐκ ἐπισχήσω.
Here I am compelled to put forward an opinion which most people will not be happy about; but nevertheless, since it seems to me to be true, I will not hold it back. (Herodotus 7.139.1, mid-5th century BC)

‘I know I’m going to get anon hate for this, but…’

glitterpen1s:

you know that feeling when you’re on your period and you take a shower and you feel so clean and relieved and nice but then as soon as you turn the water off it’s a race against you, gravity and time