oh – EY FATTY BOOM BOOM

after-crisis:

lumos-vs-nox:

The problem with suicidal thoughts is that they’re not just there when your sad. You’ll be there, chillin, reading a book or talking to a friend and you’ll think ‘This is nice. But do you know what would be better? Death.’

@lumos-vs-nox This is referred to as “mild suicidal ideation“ or the desire for suicide without substantial action behind it. It often happens when someone deals with prolonged mental health issues and suicidality at a young age. When you’re young, we go through a period where our neural pathways completely rearrange- the things that happen to us at that time will influence these changes. In a way, suicidal ideation becomes an ingrained coping mechanism. A sort of “well at least suicide is always there for me”. Your brain is part-muscle, it remembers things, it learns, it’s super great at adapting, this is just a reflex. It doesn’t mean you are weak, it doesn’t mean you aren’t in recovery.

thank you for posting this, you turned a feeling many people have into words!

ftcreature:

This reed frog looks like an angry lemon.

photo by Josh Daskin

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captioned-vines:

aubgasm:

lmfaooo I told them not to say the word #youngsavages

Children: [singing in unison] “Mmmm, oh my god! Stop… “ [singing stops]

One child: “-fucking lying!” [children laugh]

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biomedicalephemera:

Moxibustion of the Buttocks

Here is a man with globes of hot air creating suction (”cupping”) on his buttocks.

It probably cured about as much as you imagine it did.

Exercitationes Practicae. Frederick Dekkers, 1694.

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megalesbian6000:

meladoodle:

There was a puppy petting session at uni today and I thought that meant there would be real puppies….

im so sorry

ganonfucker:

i dont remember my original reason for going onto the peppa pig wiki but i discovered all of

well

this

foreverthehealthyway:

scientificradfem:

A friendly reminder that you get cravings before your period because your BMR (the amount of calories you burn per day) increases. Don’t hate yourself for craving food, it’s your body telling you it needs more because its about to reconstruct the lining of an organ.

NEED THIS RIGHT NOW THANK YOU

hellotailor:

i’m so invested in toronto’s mystery tunnel story. after a month of fruitless investigating and a week-long public appeal from the police, two anonymous guys have admitted to building the whole thing for funsies. that’s it, no big deal. just guys being dudes. they just dug a 30-foot tunnel for personal reasons. case closed. amazing.

caffinatedstory:

pansexual-icey:

I’M SORRY BUT THE NORWEGIAN BUTTER CRISIS OF 2011 JUST CONFUSES MY GODDAMN BRAIN BECAUSE HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES AN ENTIRE COUNTRY RUN OUT OF BUTTER.

DID NORWAY JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS LIKE:

N:*Opens fridge* HELVETE

N:VI KJØRTE UT AV SMØREN

I was gonna explain how the butter crisis happened.
but then I noticed your fucking /hilarious/ attempt at writing “we’ve run out of butter”

I’m not sure if you know
but you just basically wrote:
“We drove out of the lubrication”