Fanfiction: the orgasm ripped through her violently
Me: is the bitch okay???
Tag: nsfw text
my fave overheard on campus moment of all time was the two guys who sat behind me in pop culture theory
as class was starting one of them was like “so… do you want a blowjob after this” in a rly bored voice, and then the second guy was like [pause][dejected sigh] “yes”
girls: spank me i’ve been naughty
me: its okay we all make mistakes