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k1mkardashian:

thistickles:

k1mkardashian:

tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay”

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

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ginnymcqueen:

stylinsonxhealy:

satanstrousers:

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.

And I’m over here doin’ it for free like a fucking asshole.

bedbathoryandbeyond:

I just remembered a really cute story so I’m gonna tell it. It’s from a guy, Lee Harrington, who gives talks on BDSM, kink, and spirituality. he came through last year and told this one during a rope workshop

one time he was giving a talk somewhere and defined ageplay for the audience bc someone else mentioned it. after the talk an elderly couple came up to him and was like “you talked about age play!!! we do that!!!”

so he asks them to tell him about it bc they’re REALLY excited and Lee Harrington is really, really sweet. he’s thinking ‘okay, so it’s probably one of you pretending to be a baby, etc.’

but INSTEAD what the elderly couple says is “oh, we pretend we’re seventeen!!! so we sneak out and neck in his car and then pretend we have to sneak into a bar because we’re underage!!!!!!”

which is SO FUCKING CUTE……..