Tag: my cellphone alarm started ringing at 9am today

alphatoronado:

thefreshprinceofconheir:

okay so i open google and

so naturally i’m pretty confused only to hover over it and find this 

i put down johns name and birthday for my fucking email and i didn’t even remember. i’m gonna have to deal with this all day. 

I love how we all know which John we’re talking about here