sideraclara:

do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

becausebirds:

Eider ducks sound as though you’ve just told them a very interesting fact or juicy gossip.

lavidapoliglota:

aaahh yess I do speak French the language of love let me seduce you ma cherie *looks at Duolingo notes* le chat ne mange pas des légumes

niqabisinparis:

friend: why are men like this

me: *pulls PDFs out of nowhere* you see when the agricultural revolution started

rininq:

I don’t know who this woman is but she is ready

niqabisinparis:

me: *reading academic text*

me: wtf u sayin lmao but i dig ur vibe imma keep reading

DECODING YOUR KID’S TEXTS

hibtory:

gtg: get the guillotine
brb: beheading ruthless bourbons
ttyl: the terror yields liberty
lmao: louis, marie, and oppressors

omg: obviously marats gone

rofl: revolution of France lives
wtf: where’s the fertentity
swag: secretly we assassinate Girondists

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fat-birds:

macpye:

crowmemes:

when you have a problematic fave

[Woman: *kisses raven’s beak* Even though you are naughty, I still love you, aye.]

#goals

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