Tag: i guess

bedbathoryandbeyond:

I just remembered a really cute story so I’m gonna tell it. It’s from a guy, Lee Harrington, who gives talks on BDSM, kink, and spirituality. he came through last year and told this one during a rope workshop

one time he was giving a talk somewhere and defined ageplay for the audience bc someone else mentioned it. after the talk an elderly couple came up to him and was like “you talked about age play!!! we do that!!!”

so he asks them to tell him about it bc they’re REALLY excited and Lee Harrington is really, really sweet. he’s thinking ‘okay, so it’s probably one of you pretending to be a baby, etc.’

but INSTEAD what the elderly couple says is “oh, we pretend we’re seventeen!!! so we sneak out and neck in his car and then pretend we have to sneak into a bar because we’re underage!!!!!!”

which is SO FUCKING CUTE……..