Tag: i can confirm it’s life-changing

sashayed:

LIFE HACK: smack your own butt a couple of times every day. Think of it like you’re on a baseball team with yourself and you’re just saying “Doing great, buddy.” “Good luck, dude.” I usually pretend that I’m checking for my phone in a pocket back there, but I’m not. It’s not about the phone. I’m just givin myself a little encouraging spankeroo. Just checking that it’s still there and still great. Which it is….and it is.