witch-astrology:

aries: pop art // self-aware, bold, humorous 

taurus: impressionism // creative, focused, sensitive  

gemini: expressionism // open-minded, emotional, idealistic

cancer: art nouveau // delicate, natural, elegant 

leo: surrealism // exciting, outgoing, brave

virgo: cubism // complex, practical, perfectionist    

libra: art deco // luxurious, forward thinking, harmonious

scorpio: diaper inflation wolves // passionate, intense, sensual 

sagittarius: romanticism // dramatic, idealistic, nature-orientated 

capricorn: minimalism // sarcastic, smart, hidden-depth 

aquarius: dada // intellectual, innovative, adventurous 

pisces: pre-raphaelites // poetic, mysterious, emotional 

syqitten:

auroralynches:

you know what i really want? a modern dudebro vampire. just a typical obnoxious straight boy in a neon tank top and cargo shorts who also happens to be a creature of the night.

“okay, dude, i’m only feeding on you ‘cause i’m starving and there aren’t any hot girls around. no homo.” “wait, you’re gonna suck my blood?” “no, i’m gonna drink your blood. i don’t suck, that’s gay. don’t make this weird, bro”

“ah, i see you’re staring pensively out the window, chad. ruminating on the curse of your newfound immortality?” “nah man, it’s just… i got, like, some flecks of blood on my adidas while i was feeding and they haven’t come out…”

“we do not drink… wine.” “okay but is beer cool? and can we still smoke weed?”

he joins a 24-hour gym because being undead and allergic to sunlight is no excuse for skipping leg day. tragic music swells as he looks over his “sun’s out guns out” tanks (he has seven of them). his coven is a fraternity. someone make this happen

ask and ye shall recieve