lazyevaluationranch:

1/21 Tesseract is in heat today, hopefully for the last time this year.

While in heat, Tesseract is … rather fond … of the Blue Haired Girlfriend. She follows the Blue Haired Girlfriend around the pasture, attempting to mount her. If she can’t find the Blue-Haired Girlfriend, or if anyone else goes near the Blue-Haired Girlfriend, she screams continuously.

I can’t really recommend this particular romantic strategy.