in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity
Aoyagi: During training camp, I woke up in the middle of the night and searched underneath my blankets for my cell phone to check the time, when Junta sleeping in the next futon said, “Here,” and grabbed my hand. No, Junta, I wasn’t looking for your hand.