when theres drama in the squad and you’re staying in your lane
the social construction of masculinity is so weird to me like… it causes people to not wanna use certain kinds of soaps bc these products… smell too good.
Reblog with your personality results.
Myers-Briggs: INFJ
Alignment: Neutral Good
Kinsey Scale: 3 (Equally heterosexual and homosexual)
Hogwarts House: Gryffindor
Temperament: Phlegmatic
Bending Type: Airbender
Do you know any words in Portuguese?caralho is ma fave
When a man does a queer thing, or two queer things, there may be a meaning to it, but when everything he does is queer, then you begin to wonder.
Arthur Conan Doyle, The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes. (via mysharona1987)
why are penis people so surprised when they find out that a kick in the crotch hurts ladies as well?
like what do you think vaginas are made of ?? wood?? ??steel ??? diamonds ??
penis people
Yeah honey not all people with penises are male
yeah but using ‘penis people’ just sounds so funny it makes people who have penises sound like some obscure mountain tribe that live in penis huts or something
the “i feel miserable so ill just take artistic license to take selfies” photoset
in the year 2015, Isaac Asimov thought we’d be saying “Holy Space!” and “Sizzling Saturn!” and I for one am all for starting this trend
Galaxy! I can’t believe this trend has yet to catch on
ever since my sister discovered she’s 160.5cm tall (making her a whole 3cm taller than me and my mom) after years of thinking we’d all be the same height my life has never known peace
Do you ever think about an old internet friend you used to talk with every day and now you don’t talk at all. It’s really sad and I miss it.
EY FATTY BOOM BOOM 