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When the managers of your opera house want you to stop kidnapping sopranos and dropping chandeliers: Buy my silence. Permanently. 20,000 francs a month. For 20,000 francs a month I will stop.

tastefullyoffensive:

(photo via shayde098)

vikander:

Lupita Nyong’o attends the 21st Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on January 25, 2015 in Los Angeles, California

undercitytwerkteam:

people who write mewling submissive obedient catgirl characters: have you ever met an actual cat

shiboodots:

If you thought the Bisexual Obstacle Course was tough, you should see Pan’s Labyrinth

peachcuties:

blog goals: making someone feel a little less sad

dadreversal:

gorillas don’t know any bodybuilding techniques so we have probably never seen one at full potential

unimpressedcats:

miss lady meowington

neckbearcl:

a dog: *gives me attention*

me: this is slightly overbearing but nice

a cat: *gives me attention*

me: oh m y god this is it…..i’ve been chosen…..my purity has been recognized by a higher being and they are bestowing their good graces unto me…..everything in my life up until now has been for this moment….this is catharsis, death and rebirth rolled into the nuzzling of a small furry creature….i feel at ease and everything is good

gonsthighs:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE SCENE