“My dad teaching math in Southern California (late 70s/early 80s)”
literally the only math class i would ever look forward to
started writing my hxh baseball au
*accidentally comes out to someone because i couldn’t resist making a pun abt how im not straight*
Hidan is still in that hole.
killadamsandler88888888888888999:
*movie trailer voice* what if you could go back in time…..and KILL adam sandler
actually this would be pretty cool. this guy (ideally me) would go back in time and kill adam sandler before he can make any movies but it turns out that something adam sandler did prevented an all out nuclear war. so the main character has to go back in time and laboriously recreate movies similar enough to adam sandler movies to sustain a reality that doesn’t actually have adam sandler. but there’s still things wrong with the future so he keeps having to become more and more like adam sandler, finally becoming a replacement of him. then a third character comes back from the future and kills the main character for the same reason that the main character originally killed adam sandler. in the end it implies that adam sandler was originally just one of countless time travelers trying to undo the endless cycle of bad movies but in doing so, being indoctrinated into it
A baby pangolin is born quite helpless, other than the ability to suckle and cling. Until the baby is big enough to travel on its on, a mother pangolin will tote it around on her tail.
Images: Firdia Lisnawati
The Bechdel Test
Alison Bechdel’s original 1985 Dykes To Watch Out For strip that became known as “The Bechdel Test.”
Do you ever start telling your parents a funny story but then you remember what happened was illegal
Do you ever start telling your parents a funny story but then you remember that it involves queer things and you’re not out to your parents
Do you ever start telling your parents a story and realize they’ll make it in to a life lesson
I can’t stop fucking laughing
literally gon @ killua always
EY FATTY BOOM BOOM 