the kid that sits in front of me wheres this shirt every week without fail
i love that charles dickens got paid by the word. like i cant even be mad when he’s boring and long-winded bc i would do xactly the same??? i wouldnt use contractions or colours at all. want to say the word red? too bad. we r now only using “the colour of freshly-spilled blood on snow; the hue of the horizon when the sun sets over the deserts of sub-saharan Africa” BOOM guess who can afford 2 eat now: me and my boi dickens
I hate growing up and finding out your parents opinion on things.
i was looking up references for something and looka t thispicture. look at this.
this lady is 115 years old, she has a twitter, and only 233 followers.
unacceptable.
THIS WOMAN WAS BORN 3 CENTURIES AGO
SHE WAS BORN IN 1899
true 90’s kid
R.I.P Bernice Madigan
thinkin about your problematic fave
Dad: [to children] Eat your vegetables so you can grow up big and strong, like your mom!
(Camera pans out the window, mom is splitting enormous logs for kindling with a hand axe)
idea from assassinshota
EY FATTY BOOM BOOM 