EY FATTY BOOM BOOM

watsonly:

soudas:

can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm

why is it i don’t find text posts like this strange anymore

lobstmourne:

ladynomzi:

spacebats:

bunnyfood:

(via sweet-gherkins:gifsboom:Video)

THIS IS BULLSHIT

When something is so cute you get mad at it.

THIS KITTEN SLEEPS IN A PIE

anotherfirebender:

anotherfirebender:

Last night I went on yik yak and posted the eggplant emoji until they were the only yaks on the feed. Today I went to check it and it turns out I’ve been suspended for the next 12995 days. Or in simpler terms, the next 35.6 years.

I will tell this story to my grand children. And on July 5th, 2050 I will return with more eggplant emojis.

theycallmemoon:

you too can make thin hamster

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

tokio-fujita:

Sakura full bloom in Goryokaku, Hakodate.

Goryokaku was the last fortress of Shogunate army during Boshin War, and where Hijikata Toshizou rested. Now it’s this beautiful park.