like I love how Leorio punches him and the first thing Ging thinks is like wow I like that guy! and leorio almost becomes president over that. eh como se tu socasse o lula e entao te elegessem presidente do brasil

o leorio DO NADA pulou pro terceiro lugar nas pesquisas de candidatos pra presidente, tipo. imagina se a luciana genro tivesse socado a dilma e do nada ultrapassado a marina antes das eleições. é esse tipo de situação?? hunters não sabem votar

The unicorn, tamable only by a virgin woman, was well established in medieval lore by the time Marco Polo described them as “scarcely smaller than elephants. They have the hair of a buffalo and feet like an elephant’s. They have a single large black horn in the middle of the forehead… They have a head like a wild boar’s… They spend their time by preference wallowing in mud and slime. They are very ugly brutes to look at. They are not at all such as we describe them when we relate that they let themselves be captured by virgins, but clean contrary to our notions.” It is clear that Marco Polo was describing a rhinoceros.

– Wikipedia’s entry on unicorns

(It occurred to me I should do some myth-checking if I wanted to keep working on my story, but I had to stop and laugh at the idea of Marco Polo looking at a rhino and going THIS IS AN ABSOLUTELY RUBBISH UNICORN, THE BESTIARIES LIED AND I WANT A REFUND.) 

(via badmadwolf)