The girl who gets gifts from birds
you know that post going round about the girl who’s friends with crows and ravens? here’s an article about her and it is DELIGHTful
One time it was a tiny piece of metal with the word “best” printed on it. “I don’t know if they still have the part that says ‘friend’,” Gabi laughs, amused by the thought of a crow wearing a matching necklace.
heres some seaweed
My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him DavI’m so mad
“Dave..”
“Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture.”
“DAVE.”
i do love my grandma’s bedroom
“that must be the uvula”
“oh, so its a girl house”
even for an assassin, killua this is bullshit and you know it
1/21 Tesseract is in heat today, hopefully for the last time this year.
While in heat, Tesseract is … rather fond … of the Blue Haired Girlfriend. She follows the Blue Haired Girlfriend around the pasture, attempting to mount her. If she can’t find the Blue-Haired Girlfriend, or if anyone else goes near the Blue-Haired Girlfriend, she screams continuously.
I can’t really recommend this particular romantic strategy.
Bruno Mars: how much uptown do you want?
Me: just funk me up
EY FATTY BOOM BOOM 