things you don’t want to hear when your mom is applying your monthly birth control shot on your butt: “oh shit i think i punctured an artery”

it wasn’t anything serious like, there was no air in the syringe or anything (if there was any i’d get air in my bloodstream which 99% of the times is CERTAIN DEATH so) but plenty of blood came out. fun times.

signs as haikyuu quotes

aries: who the hell is shit-talking me over there
taurus: …..pathetic
gemini: i’m always this kind
cancer: [oikawa doing a peace sign]
leo: what do you need more than pride?!
virgo: is your vocabulary only limited to “dumbass”?
libra: oh ho ho? oho ho??
scorpio: that guy… he’s a real monster.
sagittarius: –and then, i was all like “guwaa”!!
capricorn: n-naff.. niffs..nice
aquarius: [hinata hissing aggresively]
pisces: ehh? ah. kinda didn’t sleep last night…