Aries: Girls hit your hallelujah (whuoo)
Taurus: Don’t believe me just watch
Gemini: If we show up, we gon’ show out
Cancer: Don’t brag about it, come show me
Leo: I’m too hot (hot damn)
Virgo: This one, for them hood girls, them good girls, straight masterpieces
Libra: Got kiss myself I’m so pretty
Scorpio: Bitch, say my name you know who I am
Sagittarius: Make a dragon wanna retire man
Capricorn: Fill my cup put some liquor in it, take a sip, sign a check
Aquarius: Stylin’, while in, livin’ it up in the city
Pisces: Saturday night and we in the spot
me when astrology doesnt match my personality: this is liberal hippie trash and honestly, I am the one who decides what kind of person I am, not some con artist trying to make a quick buck
me when astrology matches my personality: this is honestly so scary, i can literally feel the planets aligning and I am one with the earth, moon and the stars *grabs handful of dirt for no reason*
me when my skin is clear: honestly i love natural beauty we must embrace our true selves! 🍃☺️
me with breakouts: if i want to wear makeup i will f***uck natural beauty #teamfake! 👸💅💄💋
favorite drink biggest fear
i asked troy what his ~~~~alternate porn name is and he said “gatorade failure”
i just made my bf do this and his is “white lady being bored”
spiced rum & dr. pepper being buried alive but being so alone in life no one comes looking for me or notices i’m gone
nunca mais uso delineador pra ir pro curso pqp
eu chego 7 horas da manhã toda diva pinup gata e saio às 6 da tarde parecendo a gretchen c/ maquiagem borrada
哲夫が戻る
AKIRA Vol.1, #2
By Katsuhiro Otomo
The signs as teen movies
Aries – Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Taurus – 10 Things I Hate About You
Gemini – Mean Girls
Cancer – Carrie
Leo – High School Musical
Virgo – Pretty in Pink
Libra – Grease
Scorpio – the Perks of Being a Wallflower
Sagittarius – Heathers
Capricorn – Hairspray
Aquarius – the Breakfast Club
Pisces – Crybaby
*me sees it raining*
me: good the plants deserve this
no explaination needed
EY FATTY BOOM BOOM 