thecityhorse:

rubaiyate:

This is my youngest colt, Dante.

He is half Houdini, half goat.

I took him to his very first halter show, left him tied to the trailer with his mother, and turned my back. When I looked back, he had untied himself, his mother, and was halfway to the next trailer over – presumably to either make friends, untie the other horses, or attempt both.

So I stuck him in the trailer, figuring he couldn’t get in much trouble in there.

Now, I don’t know how familiar you are with stock trailers/cattle haulers/what have you, but many have this hay loft up front, and a partitioning gate about halfway back that can be locked open or shut.

He unlocked the center partition (the mechanism for this is on the *outside* of the trailer), waltzed up front, and climbed into the hay loft.

This is how I found him.

(He was not hurt, if you were curious. He just kinda hopped back down.)

He is now 6 years old, and his antics over the years have included: opening gates, untying every knot that I know how to tie, undoing various buckles (on halters, headstalls, saddles, harnesses, *my belt*), pantsing his farrier, attempting to steal his vet’s wallet, opening doors, climbing stairs (up *and* down), climbing into the back seat of the truck, opening the trailer door, locking his brother in said trailer, treeing a raccoon, outsmarting the electric fences (fence posts are insulated, thus do not shock him + if the wire touches the ground, it shuts off = remove the fence posts, ground the wire, escape).

Today, he clipped my truck keys off my belt and disappeared with them. 

This horse is too smart. Send help.

omfg this has me crying i’m laughing so hard.

so do you have a top 10 vines list?

janelleieio:

katelinbrooke:

katelinbrooke:

oh god i love this question. i do have some all time favorites. i really tried to do the research for this as well. i couldn’t narrow it down to ten so i’m giving you fourteen instead… which is close enough. i’m probably forgetting some, but anyway. in no particular order: 

  1. Back At It Again At Krispy Kreme(I know it’s old hat at this point, but I fucking swear to god I still watch it and laugh about it once a week at least)
  2. Look at all those chickens
  3. Good acting, bad script
  4. “Bad Girls Club” kid in the street
  5. There’s no front wheel, my G!
  6. Amazing entrance, amazing pose
  7. Oh no I hope I don’t fall
  8. Put my love on top
  9. Too bomb
  10. When your song comes on in the club
  11. Back to you, Emmanuel
  12. I got two free tacos
  13. Look at all these nasty ass birds
  14. Hehe

Super special November 2014 updates(I’ll probably just continually update this list as my favorites evolve):

  1. You didn’t pass your test
  2. No good and better
  3. Turn around and die
  4. Fuck my door, dude
  5. Vroom
  6. Oh. Okay.
  7. All these ghosts
  8. *avant garde high pitched cry*
  9. Ididherrigh sarehtudie
  10. A valiant effort 

March 2015 mega-update:

1. He doesn’t deserve you

2. That one freaky friend 

3. Engineer game on fleek

4. Bitches with tongue rings

5. So much chapstick

6. Mom… I peed on myself

7. Let God into your heart and nothing else matters 

8. Everybody knows shit fuck

9. Officer he didn’t do ANYTHING

10. Fuck this pussy, boy

11. Don’t let me into my zone

12. AYE!!!

13. New favorite song

14. Lah-fee Saviers 

15. 69%

16. The tiniest shopper

17. Avocadis

18. Dude what the FAWK

19. Danky panky 

20. Gimme MORE

21. Never have I ever

22. Whoa, interrupt people?

23. Makin’ my way downtown

24. Talking nonsense

25. Did anybody else hear that????

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