EY FATTY BOOM BOOM

*pauses movie to look up thing on wikipedia*

*remembers 5 hours later*

my cats’ reaction to seeing the ceiling fan move for the first time

mathematicianalias:

stingdragon:

fartgallery:

ACTIVATING DEATH RAY

Your death will be quick and pineless

My life is now better with this pun in it.

grinderman2:

rebellious-hufflepuff-love:

grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.

You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows

gazellda:

why is gon searching for his father when his parents are right here

captain america 2 is on tv rn

i had forgotten how much i loved it wow

snauce:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? too hot, hot damn

mickeyandcompany:

A new Big Hero 6 desk lamp features a sleep setting that gradually powers the lamp down during your sleep cycle so that it effectively turns itself off “when you’re satisfied with your care”.

The LED lamp is designed in the shape of Baymax, with five built-in lighting effect modes, brightness control, and movable head and hands. (x)

sixpenceee:

Honokohau Falls in Hawaii is said to be the tallest waterfall on Maui. It plunges in two tiers for a total of 1600 feet, making it the second highest falls in the United States