tsunsasuke:

future me lying in bed with my husband: hey babe

him, drowsily: yeah?

me: how could kishimoto just end it like that

him: for fucks sa

n9micon:

UMM EXCUSE U

iamnotamuffin:

important otp question: Which one aggressively argues with the suburban soccer moms at the PTA meeting and flips Helen’s 9×12 pan of betty crocker brownies

diegosdomain:

mammamoon:

so in my new apartment there’s a random hole in the wall, just big enough for a drake bell shrine

Who the fuck sees a hole like this and thinks “this is the perfect size for a drake bell shrine”

motorizedmycologist:

there he goes

reblog if your icon is a beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure

1999hxh:

bye

pengiesama:

perogays:

when people say they started shipping your otp b/c of u

willkommen-in-germany:

Spaghettieis is a German ice cream made to look like a plate of spaghetti. In the dish, vanilla ice cream is extruded through a modified Spätzle press or potato ricer, giving it the appearance of spaghetti. It is then placed over whipped cream and topped with strawberry sauce (to simulate tomato sauce) and either coconut flakes, grated nuts, or white chocolate shavings to represent the Parmesan cheese. Dario Fontanella first created it in the late 1960s in Mannheim. Although it’s not well known outside German-speaking areas, it can be found at some gelaterias and specialty ice cream parlors around the world. Try it at a German Eiscafe, it’s delicious. 🙂

martinfreeman:

we neeeeeeeeeeed more media about queer people who aren’t miserable and victimized and end up brokenhearted or dead i hate that the only mainstream stories with queer protagonists are tragic and depressing, it is unnacceptable to me that this is the most readily available queer narrative for 15 year old kid who’s afraid to come out to their parents