EY FATTY BOOM BOOM

seppin:

When U get too cocky and have like 50 tabs open and then God reminds U to stay humble and crashes the browser and U lose all of them

sadnakedandafraid:

calledonia:

calledonia:

i love machado de assis’s writing bc it is so sharp

follow for more brazilian writers puns

CARALHO

eva-420:

macklemorehentai:

eva-420:

eva-420:

I’m fucking screaming were talking about arousal in psych of sexuality and this poor kid just had to spend 15 explaining who bulma is and what hentai is I am DYING

WERE BROWSING BULMA/VEGETA FANART ON THE PROJECTOR

This sounds like one of those posts where the teacher is a superwholock

listen my dude

alphatoronado:

thefreshprinceofconheir:

okay so i open google and

so naturally i’m pretty confused only to hover over it and find this

i put down johns name and birthday for my fucking email and i didn’t even remember. i’m gonna have to deal with this all day.

I love how we all know which John we’re talking about here

lylaha:

zandhand:

ghostcongregation:

rennaissance painters: what is a baby? a small man?

every time i see this post it’s accompanied by a different horrifying painted man baby

bakrua:

shitpostgenerator:

date a vintage cactus who puts ‘these aren’t really randomly generated’ in the dictionary just to fuck with people

i didnt realise this was posted by shitpostgenerator and i sat for like 10 minutes trying to work out wht this post meant

oh thank god it turned out fine

though i can’t remove it from the tin bc i didn’t grease it enough

smoke-stungeyes:

These little kids at MoMa were trying to recreate this piece of art and it made my life.

i’m baking bread

i’m using my usual recipe but changed it up a little bit (using olive oil instead of regular oil and also some whole-wheat flour along w/ the regular flour). it’s taking longer to bake and i’m getting worried

c4trina:

You know skinny jeans are gonna go out of style eventually but we’re gonna keep wearing them. They’re gonna become mum jeans. Parent style. People are gonna be like “oh my god dad your jeans are so tight it’s so embarrassing please put something else on” and you’re gonna be like “oh yes because those flappy impractical things are so much better” and you will feel superior but really you will be Uncool. You will be Uncool and you won’t see it, just like your parents. This is your fate.