I hate when people say “I’m Spanish” like no that’s a language not a nationality
boy have i got news for you about a country called spain
so whenever I go out to eat I always get a box for my food and draw whatever food it is with disturbingly toned limbs and our waitress got so excited when she saw my legged macaroni that she called another waitress over to see it
do u even understand how upset I am that this got over a thousand notes I can’t trust any of you with anything
Star Trek movies 1/2
aliens that listen to cds of humans screaming like we listen to whale song
their human pal is very stressed about an upcoming exam and theyre like ‘oh, ive got this cd we can listen to when we’re studying, it’s very relaxing! it’s human stuff, you’ll like it! :)’
cue 6 hours of horrific high-definition screaming
i just watched the 2005 pride and prejudice FOR THE FIRST TIME and i am UNBELIEVABLY DELICATE ABOUT IT. i didn’t think i had it in me to care about regency era straights but HERE I AM, mascara stained and HIGHLY ATTACHED. when he flexed his hand after touching her i LITERALLY FELT GRAVITY ABANDON ME. 2005 was so long ago what have i been DOING that was MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIS MOVIE? NOTHING
esse filme é inacreditável
nice
EY FATTY BOOM BOOM 