VÉI COMO ASSIM MIJO DE LOBO-GUARÁ TEM CHEIRO DE MACONHA

maconha e mijo de lobo-guará têm em comum o composto pirazina, que é provavelmente o que dá esse cheiro característico

pior que isso já deu umas tretas no zoológico de Roterdã com a glr achando que tinha usuários de maconha lá por causa do cheiro e a polícia precisou averiguar

my sister is going through that time in every teenager’s life where she spends hours every day playing the acoustic guitar and singing legião urbana songs

it’s cute to see her getting creative+excited about music but holy shit if i listen to tempo perdido one more time i’m gonna scream

lazyevaluationranch:

2/12 Today Soup-Nose The Goat attempted to climb through the new gate into the sheep pasture. Her escape attempt was foiled by the devastatingly brilliant scheme of The Gate Is Open, Soup-Nose.

When she tried to back out of the gate, she kept catching it on her horns and pulling it toward herself, until eventually she pressed herself tightly between the gate and the fence and had to be rescued.

The center cannot hold. One day the sun will swell and devour the earth, and there will be no sea. One day, there will be nobody left who remembers the taste of noodles. One day entropy will squeeze out the stars and all will be still and lukewarm. The bells can never be unrung. But remember this: once, just once, a goat was prevented from escaping a fence. And nothing will have been in vain.