what if captain america: civil war is just steve and sam going back in time to the civil war era? they show up at gettysburg and they’re like “we about to fuck up some racists.”
#well this explains why they’ve added martin freeman (x)
SLAY
“What kind of alien, out of all the places in the whole wide world, would invade some shitty council estate in south London?” “One that’s looking for a fight.“
100 british films
Attack the Block [Joe Cornish] [2011]
ur friend who is slowly starting to understand feminism: hey… isn’t it like… isn’t it like kinda fucked up that boys can just do like… whatever they want? and girls cant?
you: yaaaaas yas keep digging gurl, feel the inequality of the patriarchy… go offfff
me roleplaying as tectonic plate
*drifts slowly over millions of years unaware of even myself* *subducts*
Sasuke Uchiha + first appearance
If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.
You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.
Y’know, the story straight-up tells us why Mama Bear and Papa Bear sleep in separate beds: they have very different needs in terms of mattress firmness, and those fancy responsive mattresses that can be soft on one half and firm on the other hadn’t been invented yet. There’s no shame in valuing your spinal health.
The fact that they’re secure enough to admit that they’re better off in separate beds probably indicates that they have a very healthy relationship built on a foundation of mutual love and respect.
*friend tells me someone was talkin shit about me*
me: i really don’t care. they’re just negative and hateful
me:
me:
me:
me: but quick question why is that ugly dog smellin abomination putting my name in their mouth? what’s their address
here’s a nice picture of me taken at the local park last weekend
back to school shopping for a backpack
don’t forget your pencils!!
and your lunch
and your asswhoopen nerd
camomilafil replied to your post: ainda nem teve explicação sobre quem diabos é o…
novo vilão é um cosplayer de sasuke muito ruim. kishimoto quebra a 4th wall
o Erro Trágico do novo vilão é que ele pega conjuntivite das lentes de contato sharingan importadas pelo Alibaba e é facilmente derrotado após ser privado de seu colírio



