Isaac Newton was a poor farmboy who got sent to school by chance, because his father saved a nobleman’s life and the nobleman wanted to repay the favor by funding his son’s education.
this is literally how phantom blood starts
“Sometimes shook up old ladies..get cut!” Cry-Baby (1990) dir. John Waters
My friend: look at this boy he’s really hot
My friend: *shows me the most generic ass main brand Disney channel looking white twink I’ve ever seen.
Me: ….anyways
hello, crimestoppers? yeah i just witnessed a fucking murder
crows are fucking great and scary as hell. My friends kitty killed a crow a while ago, and up until recently was a marked cat. they would send one to watch him whenever he was outside, and then after a little while my friend found the cat under a car across the street making all kinds of sounds, and the car was surrounded by crows all fucking snapping at him and raising hell.
Uhh maybe the hit has been called off after that or something, I think the cat just doesn’t rly go outside anymore for the most part now
im really bothered about what information can be processed by the crow community and like how that information is transmitted. like crows know stuff and they definitely talk to one another but like how. and what do they know about me. how much of the shit i do goes on my crow permanent record. where do they keep that stuff
a fun fact about crows is: any time a secret comes into existence which is known by only one person, somewhere in the world, a crow learns this secret also
Lili Elbe (1882-1931) – Danish transgender woman and one of the first identifiable recipients of sex reassignment surgery.
Photo: Lili, Paris, 1926 – Wellcome Library, London, from N. Hoyer, ed., Man into Woman. An Authentic Record of a Change of Sex. The true story of the miraculous transformation of the Danish painter Einar Wegener (Andreas Sparre*). London: Jarrolds, 1933.
why is broccoli seen as this universally hated vegetable. broccoli is delicious
this gives me life
https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/chalkytalkie/119770203509/tumblr_m1q5bkiS0Z1rnp8rn?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://chalkytalkie.tumblr.com/post/119770203509/audio_player_iframe/chalkytalkie/tumblr_m1q5bkiS0Z1rnp8rn?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fchalkytalkie%2F119770203509%2Ftumblr_m1q5bkiS0Z1rnp8rn
Krystal Harris | Supergirl (2001)
from The Princess Diaries soundtrack