guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]
took me a minute to realize Nice is a place in paris and not some commentary on the story
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SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING
SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN
this entire post is a gift but gODDAMN ITS HARD TO FIND WHEN YOU WANT IT
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ふぁ〜💨#子猫 #猫#ねこ #ネコ #cat #猫部#こねこ
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the kindest discourse on all of the web is little children discussing how cool yoshi is on vids they make where he dances
Arthur you fucking savage
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When you’re the only puppy who got their eyesight that week
stop no pls
the last part tho
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Such an important vine
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EY FATTY BOOM BOOM 