amaranth: are you in love right now?
carmine: what is your favorite jewel?
cerise: do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
cherry: what’s your favorite dessert?
coral: describe an ideal date
fuchsia: if you got married, what would you want the ring to look like?
magenta: what does your handwriting look like?
rose: what’s your favorite smell?
salmon: do you prefer fancy or simple things?
thulian: do you like poetry?

tealbloodprince:

He was a lot like Achilles- he had just one weakness. Except instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have heard of “Achilles’ heel”, but have you heard of “Bophades’ Nuts”?

bathbug:

why is everyone so mean. how aren’t you tired

bisexualfandom:

i cannot believe it’s actually considered controversial to say that homelessness should not exist and that everyone is inherently deserving of shelter that is both safe and livable

gotitforcheap:

Me: damn Michael Jordan what kind of spread did you put on this toast? it’s delicious.

Michael Jordan: space jam, haha just kidding, it’s regular jam, just having a little fun in the kitchen with friends.