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there will never b words that describe the huge tragedy that is oscar wilde never being able 2 have a twitter

“I tried to scroll past this”

and now i will succeed where you have failed

today i wore one of the scarves i had made 5 years ago on my old knitting loom and dang i had forgotten how warm and nice it is. if only i had the patience to go back to Loom Hell once more and make some others for my friends. that’d be a nice gift.

blackfemalepresident:

blackfemalepresident:

i keep forgetting that i have lil 8th graders and freshmen following me

uhm

dont do drugs… stay in school… walk the dog… be critical of oppressive power structures… good kid

ever since i made this post alot of 8th graders have messaged me saying “ok i wont do drugs” and im glad im having an impact on the youth

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

fartgallery:

im against teaching robots to love because what happens if it falls in love with my toaster and gets jealous and vengeful when i put things inside of it. then i cant have toast anymore, ill be stuck eating plain bread like some sort of goddamn animal

paracomart:

drovie:

drovie:

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato.

it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

Oh my goodness, what a delightful creature.

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babygoatsandfriends:

A Cat Shepherd head butt

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catsofinstagram:

From @duffs007: “I don’t always throw up, but when I do I make sure it’s on your side of the bed”. – Reilly" #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/1I1rP33 ]

same……