EY FATTY BOOM BOOM

hair is hella long

*sees a picture of myself with long hair* no offense but… who the fuck is this

meet my cat, luna 😸

uchidachi:

Me: Alright, are you ready, Hattie?

Hattie: Meow

Me: *sings*

♪

If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow”

♪

Hattie: Mraaow

Me:

♪

If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow”

♪

Hattie: Mrah

Me:

♪

If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it, say “meow”

♪

Hattie: *rolls over* Mwraaah!

artirl:

“It happens sometimes. Friends come in and out of our lives, like busboys in a restaurant.”

Stand By Me, 1986.
Directed by Rob Reiner.

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

ohhmaiko:

toejamandurl:

this show has the best animation I’ve ever seen, Japanese or otherwise

This is my fav scene in the entire anime omf

hotandfun:

pishtacos:

if there is one piece of relationship advice i could give to straight women, it’s this:

you’re not his mother. you don’t have to take his tantrums and walk him through basic shit. i know women are taught that they have to be nurturing and all that but it’s absolutely not your responsibility to “teach him to be a better person”.

This

i bought this nice matte black nail polish the other day and it’s probably one of my favorite things rn

shtpreschoolerssay:

Maria, age 4: “I have a very important question: can birds read?”