something most people don’t know about the signs

aries: is super artsy and organized
taurus: can talk for hours
gemini: is really sensitive
cancer: is a giant meme with a great sense of humor
leo: is super polite
virgo: is always very doubtful
libra: makes poop jokes
scorpio: will tell everything to you if they trust you
sagittarius: actually has the worst puns on earth
capricorn: will drop anything to be there for you
aquarius: is a gigantic dork
pisces: will fight anyone who hurts you

mumblefox:

I love when men use the fact that they’re naturally stronger than women to justify why they are superior/should be in charge (that argument is bunk anyway but that’s a problem for another day) but think about that. like your best argument is that you’re more suited to manual labour?? you think you should run the world because you can lift more rocks than i can? see here sonny boy so can horses and you don’t see them disproportionately managing the fortune 500 OR giving me this weak attitude. get your head right and go chop some firewood since you’re so much better at it

queenklu:

hungry-hobbits:

dalekplz:

upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

“Thar be booty to be found matey”
“Matey, yar booty be thee most bountiful”
“Matey”

brorates sailing the brocean in their broats

Pirate1: What be a pirate’s favorite letter?
Pirate2: *sigh* Ye’d think it be R but his first love be the C
Pirate1: Matey, this pirate’s favorite letter is U
Pirate2: Matey