spicyshimmy:

BONES DON’T READ THIS ok this one’s for spock. you know how you always say fascinating and you’re like “fascinating” and sometimes you’re like “fascinating” and you raise your eyebrow and you’re thinking “fascinating” and ok bones isn’t reading this anymore i definitely touched some flowers on the away mission when bones made me promise not to. my hand is purple and kinda glowing. we gotta fix this

hashtagdion:

Tumblr makes fun of suburban moms a lot, but like 95% of posts here sound like they were written by a 40 year old housewife leaving a passive aggressive note on their daughters door. “Friendly reminder that dirty clothes go in the laundry basket and clean clothes go on hangers. I can’t believe this still has to be said. Anyway, love you babies, be safe out there.”