security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.
the thing that i think MOST accurately resonates w/ jjba is when ur a little kid and ur on the elementary school playground and u larp with the other little children and someone is like “i shot you youre dead” and then ur like “but i was wearing a bullet proof vest!!!” and theyre like “well i shot u in the head with my special diamond bullets that also hit ur chest and u died” and ur like “but i was an alien the entire time and diamond bullets dont affect me” and so it goes until u get tired and go in for snack time
todos os livros da fuvest sao tipo “essa é minha amada ela é bonita e esse é o meu melhor amigo ele é a coisa mais perfeita q ja andou na terra ele é tao legal e eu me importo muito com ele” e eu tento de verdade nao ver subtexto homo em td mas n da
eu lendo a primeira vez que o zé fernandes chama o jacinto de príncipe: “eu tô vendo maldade em algo completamente inocente e eu deveria parar com isso e apreciar essa bela obra heterossexual da literatura portuguesa”
eu depois de 2 capítulos: “CARA OLHA ESSE SUBTEXTO HOMO EÇAAAAA”
EY FATTY BOOM BOOM 