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Do y’all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldn’t let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights

adz:
Autonomous Trap 001
“What you’re looking at is a salt circle, a traditional form of protection—from within or without—in magical practice. In this case it’s being used to arrest an autonomous vehicle—a self-driving car, which relies on machine vision and processing to guide it. By quickly deploying the expected form of road markings—in this case, a No Entry glyph—we can confuse the car’s vision system into believing it’s surrounded by no entry points, and entrap it.”
-James Bridle
using salt circle motor runes to trap driving AI is the most cyberpunk thing I’ve ever seen
a few fun octopus facts:
- their arms are similar to our tongues in that their muscle fibers are oriented in three different directions
- octopuses are disconcertingly strong (anecdotal evidence says that a 15 inch wide octopus was as strong as the scientist handling it)
- on that note that same scientist said that when her octopuses escaped she would have to run behind them, “like cats” (paraphrased from sy montgomery’s the soul of an octopus)
- aquariums have “octopus enriching programs” so they don’t get bored and fuck shit up in their tanks
- they are crazy smart like. really. really fucking smart
- but we can’t compare their intelligence to ours because our evolution branched from the same common ancestor so long ago we cannot comprehend how they think
- it’s believed that their intelligence evolved when they lost their shell, and had to adapt to predict how countless of different prey and predators would act, how to avoid them, distract them, lure them or trick them
- they visualize how other creatures are going to act, which means they have have awareness that others are individuals which is a type of consciousness but i can’t remember what it’s called right now
- like, they use tools
- they have distinct personalities
- aquarium octopuses are socialized from a very young age and even though in the wild they are solitary creatures they become extremely friendly with enough human exposure
- sometimes they dislike people for no apparent reason and will shoot water at them
- they have three hearts
- each of their arms has a tiny brain that controls movement and sensory input on its own i shit you not
- they are color blind and yet they can camouflage their color and nobody knows how
- they can change the color and texture of their skin faster than human eyes can keep up with it
- great pacific octopuses are white when they are peaceful, and red when they’re excited
- aquarium octopus have escaped their tanks and slithered down pipes into the ocean
- escaped their tanks to eat the fish in other tanks
- escaped their tanks to go fight other octopuses cuz they were bored
- octopus fight club
- learned how to take photographs
- cost thousands of dollars by flooding new floors
- they can feel, taste, and smell with their suckers and all of their skin
- they enjoy tasting their food by slowly moving it through their suckers instead of shoving it in their beaks
they can rewrite their rna. no, really
- the only reason why they haven’t evolved to take over as the next dominant race is because they’re doing pretty well in the ocean so there’s no need for them to adapt further
- there’s a ton more but i’m so overwhelmed by love i can’ think of any at the moment i’m going to cry
- read the soul of an octopus by sy mongomery no she didn’t pay me i just love octopuses so much
never stop being a good person because of bad people
My sister just told me she hates my boyfriend because she believes he stole money and a memory card from her
Like, I didn’t wanna say she just thinks this bc he’s from a poor family and she’s a prejudiced cunt
But it’s exactly that
is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure
Hey guys! Finish your damn antibiotics as prescribed.
I’m so bad about this. I was prescribed some by my dentists, and just utterly failed to take them everyday.
If you start them, you really, really need to finish them. Even if you feel better or decide they’re unnecessary. If there are side-effects you are absolutely not willing to deal with, talk to your doctor about how to stop using them responsibly.
Starting antibiotics and not using them as prescribed is basically training bacteria to be harder to kill – kind of like vaccinating them against medicine.
HeyHey! I can totally understand your feelings (feeling quite “useless” as a medical student)! But you’re still learning and medicine is such a difficult study! I am pretty sure you will feel more confident soon! Have fun and enjoy yourself! :D
Ahaha, it’s alright, i’m not like super hung up on that! I actually like learning the molecular principles of everything (which is the stage i am atm) i just wish it was as impressive as knowing how to respond to medical emergencies
me recovering very well from surgery: good post op