me: mom i can’t go to school the stress is bad for the baby
mom: what baby?
me: me
me, finding my own shit in my sister’s room while i’m stealing her shit: why the fuck does my sister think it’s okay to steal my shit
The signs as Hunter x Hunter characters
Aries: Kurapika
Taurus: Alluka Zoldyck
Gemini: Leorio Paradinight
Cancer: Killua Zoldyck
Leo: Bisky
Virgo: Komugi
Libra: Hisoka
Scorpio: Ging Freecss
Sagittarius: Gon Freecss
Capricorn: Illumi Zoldyck
Aquarius: Palm Siberia
Pisces: Kite
Bae: come over
Henry VIII: I can’t I’m married to Anne Boleyn
Bae: My parents aren’t home
Henry VIII:
Who ever sent me this, thank you
chrollo lucilfer – 1999, 2011, live action
– said every person who doesnt have acne ever
It only takes three generations for you to be basically forgotten
Tell that to my great great uncle, who is the reason that it’s illegal to drive a tractor while drunk in the state of Kansas.
THE GUY AT 0:59 AHHHHHHHHH HOLY SHITTITTTTT
this is me
I hope someone dies watching this video
this video gave me a congenital heart defect and then cured it
is this the first and hopefully last time the phrase “notice me senpai” was said on television
hearing that guy mumble “idunno” is honestly angering me but everything else he says is a trip so i’m not even actually mad
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
EY FATTY BOOM BOOM 